"Giraffes? Giraffes!" by Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey (The HoW series, volume 1)

A collection of humorous trivia about giraffes makes no promises that everything the book reveals is true, sharing details in the fields of history, biology, and civilization that reveal the giraffe's fondness for iced oatmeal cookies, the role of a giraffe's spots as intergalactic receptors, and the papier mache that comprises a giraffe's neck.